Just when you thought you've seen everything
Posted: Wed Apr 23, 2014 9:04 am
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Re: Just when you thought you've seen everything
Posted: Wed Apr 23, 2014 9:13 am
Have you ever wondered, given perfect circumstances, perfect timing, a good running start and a sturdy pair of boots, how hard you could kick someone in the nuts??
I have
I have
Re: Just when you thought you've seen everything
Posted: Wed Apr 23, 2014 9:42 am
If you had the chance to try it with the goofball pictured, you'd better be wearing a good set of googles or face shield and adequate body covering, as there are more exit ports than the average bear for the resultant expelling of air and spittle.Carl La Fong wrote:Have you ever wondered, given perfect circumstances, perfect timing, a good running start and a sturdy pair of boots, how hard you could kick someone in the nuts??
I have
I get it that some people are attention seekers in different ways (we all have our V8 bikes), but to me this represents deeper psychological issues when this type of disfigurement is pursued.
On the other hand, it does offer significant alternative approaches for dental/oral examination and care.......and the simple act of eating and drinking must be a bitch.
Re: Just when you thought you've seen everything
Posted: Wed Apr 23, 2014 10:14 am
This moron is a perfect example of what the world is turning into. I hope he's not an American, though I suspect he is. I see these clowns every day, at the mall or walking around. Stupid, self absorbed, dimwitted, semi literate jackoffs with their arrogant air of entitlement. "If you don't like the way I look, look the other way." Yet, out of the other side of their mouths, it's, "No one will give me a job. Boo Hoo." Screw you, you little useless turd. You've mutilated yourself and now you expect someone to "give" you a job because you're so stunningly cool. Guess what, asshat? There are a hundred qualified, decent looking kids looking for the same job. Wonder who will get it? There are only so many music stores, pot shops and organic food stores that will even consider you. I wouldn't hire this guy to squeeze my dogs anal glands.
The dog could be traumatized
Rant over, LaFong out.
The dog could be traumatized
Rant over, LaFong out.
Re: Just when you thought you've seen everything
Posted: Wed Apr 23, 2014 12:32 pm
Did ya notice he has a split tongue also.
Re: Just when you thought you've seen everything
Posted: Wed Apr 23, 2014 2:14 pm
Carl's got it in one - that creep may think he looks cool to his buddies (though they are probably shitless to agree that but they won't emulate him). And he has sent himself to the crapheap of life - nobody will give him a job - he won't be able to make good life choices as a poor guy. And he expects to get a "fair chance". No, he made his choice and it was a dumbass one and you know, one day he will work it out himself.
Also in the guy/girl department he won't get many girls who can stomach that so it's wierd boys for him, overall it's a pretty sad waste. One thing he's likely to have that's good is his organs, pity we can't give them to someone who'd appreciate them, there are plenty of decent people who deserve them more.
Also rant over and out.
Also in the guy/girl department he won't get many girls who can stomach that so it's wierd boys for him, overall it's a pretty sad waste. One thing he's likely to have that's good is his organs, pity we can't give them to someone who'd appreciate them, there are plenty of decent people who deserve them more.
Also rant over and out.
Re: Just when you thought you've seen everything
Posted: Wed Apr 23, 2014 2:25 pm
And they thought my generation was weird back when I was a young teen for wearing a ducks ass hairstyle . When I was a teen I once had a judge tell me he would suspend a speeding ticket and fine if I would get a haircut and reappear in court . I declined .
Re: Just when you thought you've seen everything
Posted: Wed Apr 23, 2014 2:51 pm
OK, that place is where my inverted fork seal went!
Hmm, I believe he just must have used the wrong installation manual.
Hmm, I believe he just must have used the wrong installation manual.
Re: Just when you thought you've seen everything
Posted: Wed Apr 23, 2014 3:59 pm
Great responses and commentary so far - I agree. In addition, this guy would be a shoe in for the pivot man position in a 4 way gay porn flick.
Re: Just when you thought you've seen everything
Posted: Wed Apr 23, 2014 5:19 pm
Mark wrote:OK, that place is where my inverted fork seal went!
Hmm, I believe he just must have used the wrong installation manual.
Re: Just when you thought you've seen everything
Posted: Thu Apr 24, 2014 12:45 pm
Couldn't have said it better,John.Carl La Fong wrote:This moron is a perfect example of what the world is turning into. I hope he's not an American, though I suspect he is. I see these clowns every day, at the mall or walking around. Stupid, self absorbed, dimwitted, semi literate jackoffs with their arrogant air of entitlement. "If you don't like the way I look, look the other way." Yet, out of the other side of their mouths, it's, "No one will give me a job. Boo Hoo." Screw you, you little useless turd. You've mutilated yourself and now you expect someone to "give" you a job because you're so stunningly cool. Guess what, asshat? There are a hundred qualified, decent looking kids looking for the same job. Wonder who will get it? There are only so many music stores, pot shops and organic food stores that will even consider you. I wouldn't hire this guy to squeeze my dogs anal glands.
The dog could be traumatized
Rant over, LaFong out.
Re: Just when you thought you've seen everything
Posted: Thu Apr 24, 2014 1:38 pm
After looking again, I can tell by the wall outlets that this knob bobber is a foreigner. Thank God for European socialism. They will pamper him to the grave. Of course, so would Obummer, if he finally gets his way
Re: Just when you thought you've seen everything
Posted: Thu Apr 24, 2014 1:56 pm
I still think a swift kick or two in the nuts is in order . 
Re: Just when you thought you've seen everything
Posted: Thu Apr 24, 2014 2:48 pm
My dad told us that no one, with a mustache, would ever live under his roof. Only "wisenheimers" grew mustaches.hogv8 wrote:And they thought my generation was weird back when I was a young teen for wearing a ducks ass hairstyle . When I was a teen I once had a judge tell me he would suspend a speeding ticket and fine if I would get a haircut and reappear in court . I declined .
Re: Just when you thought you've seen everything
Posted: Thu Apr 24, 2014 4:38 pm
Well I guess I've be a Weisenheimer most of my adult life then .
Re: Just when you thought you've seen everything
Posted: Thu Apr 24, 2014 9:07 pm
Is a Weisenheimer better or worse than a whippersnapper???
Re: Just when you thought you've seen everything
Posted: Fri Apr 25, 2014 7:05 am
Well I heard Calamity Jane was a Whippersnapper .
Re: Just when you thought you've seen everything
Posted: Sat Apr 26, 2014 8:00 am
Can't say it any better than Carl or Jack..But I would like to see one more piercing in his head...