Why even hold an election...
"We in Ireland cannot figure out why you are even bothering to hold an election.
On one side, you have a bitch who is a lawyer, married to a lawyer, and a lawyer
who is married to a bitch who is a lawyer.
On the other side, you have a true war hero married to a woman with a huge chest
who owns a beer distributorship.
Is there a contest here?"
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