MH370 Malaysia Jet Airliner Found
Posted: Thu Jun 26, 2014 3:26 am
Update...
It's the year 2038 and the missing Malaysia airliner was finally found today by the new extraterrestrials who are terraforming the now vacant planet Earth. Newscaster Gleeb Zarf stated, "Those silly Earthlings couldn't find it because it was right where they left it. Also, it was real nice of them to flood the whole planet with all the melted ice, now we just have to filter all the crap out of the water and we can start all over again. This time, we think we will make turtles the dominant species instead of humans. They tend not to be quite as messy."
It's the year 2038 and the missing Malaysia airliner was finally found today by the new extraterrestrials who are terraforming the now vacant planet Earth. Newscaster Gleeb Zarf stated, "Those silly Earthlings couldn't find it because it was right where they left it. Also, it was real nice of them to flood the whole planet with all the melted ice, now we just have to filter all the crap out of the water and we can start all over again. This time, we think we will make turtles the dominant species instead of humans. They tend not to be quite as messy."