Happy Valentines Day
Posted: Fri Feb 14, 2014 9:37 am
The myth of the Valentine Heart,
We were all brought up thinking the heart that you see for Valentine's day is similar to the human heart.
This could not be farther from the truth.
The human heart is actually oblong, with a bunch of nasty looking arteries and ventricles winding in, out and around.
This photo clearly shows the true origin of the Valentine Heart:
Also, here are a few rhymes I use with good luck:
"Roses are red, violets are blue, take off your clothes and lets go screw"
"Violets are purple, the grass is green, get on your knees or I'm going to get mean"
"I love to fuck you doggy style and look at your crack, wait just a minute and I will cum on your back"
We were all brought up thinking the heart that you see for Valentine's day is similar to the human heart.
This could not be farther from the truth.
The human heart is actually oblong, with a bunch of nasty looking arteries and ventricles winding in, out and around.
This photo clearly shows the true origin of the Valentine Heart:
Also, here are a few rhymes I use with good luck:
"Roses are red, violets are blue, take off your clothes and lets go screw"
"Violets are purple, the grass is green, get on your knees or I'm going to get mean"
"I love to fuck you doggy style and look at your crack, wait just a minute and I will cum on your back"