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Do you know your shit?

Posted: Thu Jan 02, 2014 9:54 am
by V8Bikers

Re: Do you know your shit?

Posted: Thu Jan 02, 2014 10:51 am
by petitemoose
Apparently I do not know Shit ... 3/10

Maybe that's not a bad thing!?!?!

Re: Do you know your shit?

Posted: Thu Jan 02, 2014 12:19 pm
by Swiss V8
I got 5/10
But what for?

Re: Do you know your shit?

Posted: Thu Jan 02, 2014 12:25 pm
by Iron Maiden
Swiss V8 you know more shit than anyone else (so far) congrats. :goodjob: I already know I don't know shit but I will take the test anyway.

Re: Do you know your shit?

Posted: Thu Jan 02, 2014 12:47 pm
by GordonBH
Totally crapped out with 1/10. The worst I've ever seen was way down the road to the Sahara in South Tunisia, a stable-doored, 1-man shed with a rusty bucket, no paper - and there was a queue too!

Re: Do you know your shit?

Posted: Thu Jan 02, 2014 3:22 pm
by V-MAN
3/10 ... I know noooothingggggg ...

Re: Do you know your shit?

Posted: Thu Jan 02, 2014 3:44 pm
by hogv8
All I know is Jack shit .

Re: Do you know your shit?

Posted: Thu Jan 02, 2014 5:02 pm
by Buck
5/10
I know 1/2 shit and a few Yankees and Hardley riders.

Re: Do you know your shit?

Posted: Thu Jan 02, 2014 5:57 pm
by Ravinsomniac
6/10

4 of them I could figure out.
(the handwriting on the walls helped)
2 were lucky guesses.

Did I mention wall writing?

Some come here to sit and think,
others come to shit and stink,
I come here to scratch my balls,
and do some writing on the walls.

Re: Do you know your shit?

Posted: Thu Jan 02, 2014 10:14 pm
by Ric
5/10 for me… seen a few examples when I was in Europe in the Army back in the late 70's.

Re: Do you know your shit?

Posted: Fri Jan 03, 2014 6:34 am
by Ravinsomniac
More wall writing...


Here I sit,
broken hearted,
come to shit,
but only farted.

Then one day I took a chance,
tried to fart, but shit my pants.

Re: Do you know your shit?

Posted: Fri Jan 03, 2014 11:47 pm
by CanuckHoss
6 out of 10...not bragging but I know my shitters...most, if not all, were just hunches and surprised me when right..

Re: Do you know your shit?

Posted: Sat Jan 04, 2014 2:40 pm
by Sonny
Amazingly I got 8/10. I've been around the world enough to know basically what toilets belong where. I guess my avatar suits me well...

Re: Do you know your shit?

Posted: Sat Jan 04, 2014 3:05 pm
by Carl La Fong
It's better to know your shit than to know you're shit

Re: Do you know your shit?

Posted: Sun Jan 05, 2014 9:12 am
by Ravinsomniac
hogv8 wrote:All I know is Jack shit .
Here's the rest of his family..


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Re: Do you know your shit?

Posted: Sun Jan 05, 2014 3:05 pm
by wag
5 of 10 for me :dunno:

Re: Do you know your shit?

Posted: Sat Jan 11, 2014 9:45 pm
by Dip Shit 434
6/10 it appears Dip Shit knows some of his shit. :)

Re: Do you know your shit?

Posted: Fri Jan 24, 2014 6:36 pm
by Ravinsomniac
Old man Harold was having a wonderful dream early one morning.
The dreamt that he was magicly transformed into the fabled Golden Goose and he could lay as many golden eggs at will, when ever he wanted.
Thinking of buying a large ship and an enormous palace with dozens of maids and butlers to cater to his every whim, he started to lay dozens of golden eggs that he could sell to make all the billions of dollars he needed.




All of a sudden he was rudely awakened from his wonderful dream by his screaming Wife,


"Harold, wake the Hell up,

you are shitting all over the bed !"

Re: Do you know your shit?

Posted: Fri Jan 24, 2014 8:27 pm
by V8Norm
Can I get a life line? :dunno:

Re: Do you know your shit?

Posted: Fri Oct 03, 2014 6:14 pm
by tjy
4/10 :moon:

Re: Do you know your shit?

Posted: Fri Mar 06, 2015 8:10 pm
by tjy
Retook the test 8/10! Must of been the fish last nite!

Re: Do you know your shit?

Posted: Fri Mar 06, 2015 9:43 pm
by zyoung
4/10

Re: Do you know your shit?

Posted: Fri Apr 17, 2015 6:16 pm
by kodiak93657
6/10... I guess I know a leetle sheet... :fling:

-B
;)