Falken Tires

[Ravinsomniac]

I really want to buy a set of Falken tires for my bike.

So, I called the Falken President of the Falken tire company and told him I want some Falken tires. He asked me what size I Falken needed and I said, "I have no Falken idea, but I need two Falken tires for my Falken bike and don't give me any of your Falken shit because I know where your Falken factory is. And if I Falken get really Falken mad, I may send over some of my Falken buddies over to your Falken factory and dump some Falken used rubbers into your Falken tire machines. And then your and your whole Falken family will really be Falked!

[V8Bikers]

That's a great Falken story!

[Ric]

I actually bought the last of the Falken tires (all four) from a franchise tire store… he said they were discontinued. I was bummed out, because I liked how it performed and asked him why…

He just shrugged his shoulders and said… "They went over like ceramic condoms I guess…."

I took my tires and left.